1 00:00:09,137 --> 00:00:10,137 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,103 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,206 --> 00:00:13,482 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:15,586 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,689 --> 00:00:18,206 ♪ Oh... 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,344 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,206 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 8 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,827 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. ♪ 9 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,310 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 10 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,655 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish... ♪ 11 00:00:28,758 --> 00:00:30,068 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 12 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:32,655 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. ♪ 13 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,310 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 14 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:36,344 ♪ Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 15 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:39,344 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:40,448 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:43,068 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,965 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 19 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:52,000 and NICKELODEON 20 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:03,965 We now return 21 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:07,655 to tonight's Creepy-Time Theaterpresentation 22 00:01:07,758 --> 00:01:09,379 of "Night of the Robot." 23 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:16,517 Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on. 24 00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:19,896 What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,689 Scary movies don't always freak me out. 26 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:27,448 What if Mom is a robot? 27 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,655 What if Uncle Sherm is a robot? 28 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:33,172 What if Gary is a robot? 29 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:34,275 Gary? 30 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:37,620 Psst, Gary? 31 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:39,344 Gare-bear? 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,758 Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right? 33 00:01:46,448 --> 00:01:48,172 Oh, I got nothing to worry about. 34 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,482 And now to get a good night's sleep. 35 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,000 Robot! Oh, my gosh! 36 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:12,413 Huh? 37 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:15,724 How about a little music 38 00:02:15,827 --> 00:02:17,310 to count me money to? 39 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:20,724 And now for the number-one song in Bikini Bottom, 40 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:21,896 "Electric Zoo." 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,793 Hey, that's pretty catchy! 42 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,724 ♪ Bee-bee-boo-bop, bee-bee-boo-beep. ♪ 43 00:02:29,827 --> 00:02:30,827 Yeah, that's not bad. 44 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:34,275 I love this young people's music. 45 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:37,655 I surrender! 46 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,137 Oh.SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob! 47 00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:44,724 Squidward, why are you wearing my hat on your nose? 48 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:49,000 I'm not; I'm waiting for number 17's order! 49 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:52,620 Number 17... Krabby Patty and a medium beverage. 50 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:54,137 Of course. 51 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,493 Sorry, Squidward, I'm not really feeling myself today. 52 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:58,137 I keep thinking robots are taking over the world... 53 00:02:58,241 --> 00:02:59,931 Probably because I watched this movie 54 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:01,793 where robots take over the world. 55 00:03:01,896 --> 00:03:03,896 I even asked Gary if he was a robot. 56 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,103 Pretty funny, huh? 57 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:05,965 Hilarious. 58 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:08,758 Just deliver the food. 59 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:10,137 There you go. 60 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:11,137 Enjoy your... 61 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,241 Say, you're not a robot, are you? 62 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,758 No. I'm not. 63 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,758 Well, keep your eyes peeled. 64 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:19,241 They're everywhere. 65 00:03:19,344 --> 00:03:21,172 Back to work! 66 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:25,586 I feel completely recharged. 67 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,758 That sounds like Mr. Krabs. 68 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:32,137 Come on, little buddy, play it again, please? 69 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:33,620 One more time, 70 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:35,172 for me. 71 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:36,172 That was strange. 72 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,724 Mr. Krabs was talking to his radio 73 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,000 and he said he feels "recharged." 74 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:44,413 If I didn't know better, I'd say he was... 75 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:46,344 a robot! 76 00:03:46,448 --> 00:03:47,620 Nah. 77 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,068 Yes, hello. 78 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:51,758 I was wondering if you could play that song again. 79 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:53,137 Hmm, which one, man? 80 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:56,310 The one that goes "Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep." 81 00:03:56,413 --> 00:03:59,931 No, man, you're thinking of "Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop." 82 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:02,689 Bee-bee-boo, boo-boo-bop? 83 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:04,793 Bee-boo-boo-bop? 84 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,517 Boo-boo-bee-bop? 85 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,137 Not "Bee-boo-boo-beep"? 86 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,586 Bop? 87 00:04:10,689 --> 00:04:11,724 Beep?! 88 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:12,827 Boo-boo-bop?! 89 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:16,551 Oh, my gosh! 90 00:04:16,655 --> 00:04:19,655 Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? 91 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:23,413 Could it be that he's a robot? 92 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:24,965 Nah. 93 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,758 Oh, Squidward, it's terrible! 94 00:04:35,862 --> 00:04:38,896 Mr. Krabs... talking to radio... 95 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,172 beeping sounds... strange dancing... 96 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:43,000 robot! 97 00:04:43,103 --> 00:04:44,448 That's great, SpongeBob. 98 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:48,793 Why don't you work on this problem back in the kitchen! 99 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:51,448 I'm serious, Squidward. 100 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:52,620 Mr. Krabs is a robot. 101 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:53,862 And I can prove it, too! 102 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:54,758 How did you...? 103 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:55,965 Let's see... in the movie, 104 00:04:56,068 --> 00:04:58,000 the robots didn't have a sense of humor; 105 00:04:58,103 --> 00:04:59,379 they couldn't laugh. 106 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:00,724 Hey, Mr. Krabs! 107 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:01,965 What is it, boy? 108 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,355 Squidward just told me a hilarious joke 109 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:05,896 and I thought you might like to hear it. 110 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,379 Is it true, Squidward? 111 00:05:07,482 --> 00:05:08,517 Is it hilarious? 112 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,827 Um... yeah, sure. 113 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:12,517 Well, let's hear it, lad. 114 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,896 Okay, here it goes. 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,080 Uh, how'd it go, Squidward? 116 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:19,068 It went... um, uh, let's see, uh... 117 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:23,103 Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? 118 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:23,793 Why? 119 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,931 It was rated "Arr!" 120 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:31,655 Arr! 121 00:05:32,827 --> 00:05:36,413 Because it's... about... pirates. 122 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:39,482 I'm not paying you to do stand-up, Mr. Squidward. 123 00:05:39,586 --> 00:05:40,758 Now, get back to work. 124 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:43,275 Not even a chuckle! 125 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:44,379 See, Squidward? 126 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:47,448 He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh 127 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:49,137 because he's a robot! 128 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:52,827 There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. 129 00:05:52,931 --> 00:05:54,379 He's obviously heard it before. 130 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:56,413 The only reason you think Krabs is a robot 131 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:58,793 is because you watched that stupid movie. 132 00:05:58,896 --> 00:05:59,931 Now, why don't you... 133 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:01,172 Hey, Mr. Krabs! 134 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:03,000 What? What is it, boy? 135 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:07,000 Squidward's father never hugged him. 136 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:08,551 Isn't that sad? 137 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:11,344 Yes, I suppose that is rather sad. 138 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:14,482 But Squidward can hug himself during his break. 139 00:06:14,586 --> 00:06:16,172 Now, get back to work. 140 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,251 Just like the robot in the movie... he couldn't cry either. 141 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:20,000 SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. 142 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:22,379 I'll have you know my father loved me very much! 143 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:26,655 That's the final test, Squidward... the love test. 144 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:27,896 Robots can't love. 145 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,724 Now, wait, SpongeBob... 146 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:30,620 Hey, Mr. Krabs! 147 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,068 What is it, SpongeBob? 148 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:35,689 I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you! 149 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:37,965 Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. 150 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Squidward? 151 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:48,241 Aw, me radio died. 152 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:51,517 Mmm... these batteries still have a little juice in them. 153 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,068 I know... I'll give them to Pearl for Christmas. 154 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:59,620 Me hard-boiled egg is ready! 155 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:01,793 I can already taste it. 156 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,551 Come to Papa! 157 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:05,172 Gotcha! 158 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:08,103 And what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt? 159 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:10,965 Mr. Krabs! 160 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,241 Oh, my eyes! Aah! 161 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:14,965 Mister... 162 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,275 Will you be quiet? 163 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:18,206 What did these robots in the movie look like? 164 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,000 They had piercing red eyes, metal pincers for hands 165 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:22,379 and they ran on batteries. 166 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:27,137 Okay, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that?! 167 00:07:40,551 --> 00:07:43,103 I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy. 168 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,137 Hello, operator, get me the Navy. 169 00:07:45,241 --> 00:07:49,965 Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service. 170 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:53,000 Squidward, the robots are running the Navy! 171 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:54,655 Not the Navy! 172 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:57,241 Everyone, run for your lives! 173 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,206 Robots have taken over the world! 174 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:02,103 Our world! 175 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:08,448 What do we do now? 176 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:09,551 I don't know. 177 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:10,758 Hey, a nickel! 178 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:11,862 SpongeBob! 179 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:12,758 Sorry. 180 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:14,448 Ah, that's better. 181 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:17,758 ♪ Bee, boo-boo-bee-boop, boo-boo-bop... ♪ 182 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,275 We need to find out 183 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:21,482 what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs, but how? 184 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,896 Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy 185 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,034 and they get the poop on the robot. 186 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,241 They poop on the robot? 187 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:31,482 Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, 188 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:33,137 ask questions, get information. 189 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:35,517 I never thought I'd say this, 190 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:39,655 but, SpongeBob, let's get that poop! 191 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:49,413 Oh, hello, boys. 192 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,862 What can I do for you? 193 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,241 Why did you lock the door? 194 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:56,517 Why do you have that rope? 195 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,241 Who's watching the cash register?! 196 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,517 SpongeBob! Squidward! 197 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,689 What's the meaning of this? 198 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:07,620 Untie me this instant! 199 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:08,724 Shut up. 200 00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:10,896 Sweet Davy Jones! 201 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,482 What the heck is going on? 202 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:16,000 I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! 203 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,482 I can't take it! 204 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,413 SpongeBob, are you okay? 205 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:24,344 Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that 206 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:26,241 is just too horrible to watch. 207 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:29,172 No, that's not Mr. Krabs. 208 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:31,379 That's Robot Krabs. 209 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:32,586 Oh, yeah. 210 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:35,068 And the only way to deal with these robot types 211 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,310 is to find out what they know. 212 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:39,862 Right. 213 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:43,103 SpongeBob, you got to ask him a question first. 214 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:44,068 Oh, yeah. 215 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:46,379 What color is my underwear? 216 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:47,137 SpongeBob, 217 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:48,310 let me handle this. 218 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,310 Where's Mr. Krabs? 219 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:52,068 What are you talking about? 220 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:53,482 I'm Mr. Krabs. 221 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:56,000 We can do this all night if you want. 222 00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:57,724 Where's Mr. Krabs? 223 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,103 I'm Mr. Krabs. 224 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,862 Where's Mr. Krabs? 225 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,172 I'm Mr. Krabs. 226 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,827 Where's Mr. Krabs? 227 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,034 I am Mr. Krabs! 228 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:09,103 I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! 229 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:11,413 This is one stubborn robot. 230 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,103 What?! 231 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:16,103 You think I'm a robot?! 232 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:18,448 We don't think; we know. 233 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,241 That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. 234 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:24,000 I am Mr. Krabs! 235 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:25,137 He's not cracking. 236 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:27,068 We'll never get it out of him this way. 237 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:28,172 I got an idea. 238 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:29,586 Keep an eye on him, Squidward. 239 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:33,241 Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks. 240 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:39,034 If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, 241 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:42,206 maybe one of his little robot friends will. 242 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,000 SpongeBob, uh, that's a blender. 243 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:48,241 Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking with his radio before. 244 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,068 He called it his "little buddy." 245 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:51,068 Oh, really? 246 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,389 Put it on the table, SpongeBob. 247 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,517 You're going to interrogate my blender? 248 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,000 You're crazy! 249 00:10:57,103 --> 00:11:01,137 We're just going to see what your "little buddy" knows. 250 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,379 No, wait! 251 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,241 What are you going to do to me blender?! 252 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:05,344 That cost me money! 253 00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:07,620 Where's Mr. Krabs? 254 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,517 Not talking, eh? 255 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:17,034 No! That cost me $24.95! 256 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,275 I guess it didn't know anything. 257 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,758 Go get the toaster. 258 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:24,000 No, not me toaster. 259 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:27,000 That cost me $32.50! 260 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:31,413 $62.67! 261 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,103 Fort... 262 00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:35,965 Well, actually, that one was a gift. 263 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,275 No! 264 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:41,758 This is the last robot, Squidward. 265 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:44,689 No! Not my cash register! 266 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,896 I raised it myself! 267 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,413 I got it when it was just a little calculator. 268 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:51,206 No! 269 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:58,344 I thought you said robots can't cry. 270 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,206 I also said they couldn't love. 271 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:03,655 I loved it like it was me own! 272 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,034 Ah... at least he's not laughing. 273 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:12,172 Oh, I remember the laughs we used to share... 274 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:16,724 SpongeBob, how did that movie of yours end? 275 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:17,655 The movie? 276 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,275 Oh, yeah, the ending was great! 277 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:21,655 Turns out there weren't any robots after all. 278 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:25,172 It was just their... imagination. 279 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,310 Hey, it's time to feed Gary. 280 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:40,000 Squidward! 281 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,620 Gary, the paper's here! 282 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:00,620 You can have this, buddy, 283 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:04,620 because all I need is the "entertainment section." 284 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,517 I am a happy sponge! 285 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,517 I see you got the paper. 286 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,241 Oh, hey, Patrick. 287 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,413 Well, I better get going. 288 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,137 Yep, see you later. 289 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,448 Cheep-cheep-cheep. 290 00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,482 What did you say? 291 00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:37,586 I didn't say anything. 292 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:38,931 I didn't say anything either. 293 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,586 See you later, then. 294 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,793 Cheep-cheep-cheep. 295 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,517 All right, quit messing with me. 296 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,103 I know you said something. 297 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,206 Ah, but it is you 298 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:47,724 that is messing with me. 299 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,206 Cheep-cheep-cheep. 300 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:51,517 That's what's messing with us. 301 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,517 It's a baby scallop. 302 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,620 I'll take care of this. 303 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:56,482 No, Patrick. 304 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,827 It's totally helpless. 305 00:13:57,931 --> 00:14:00,620 It looks like he can't even fly yet. 306 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,517 Well, what's the matter? 307 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,620 Is he stupid? 308 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,137 No, Patrick, he's just a baby. 309 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:07,724 He's all alone with no one to take care of him. 310 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,379 Well, we can't just leave him out here. 311 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,827 You're right. 312 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:14,655 Come on, let's take him into the pineapple. 313 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:17,931 Let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in. 314 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,793 There you go. 315 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,482 It's the best seat in the house. 316 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,137 Let me see. 317 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,827 Hey, it's kind of cute. 318 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,206 Uh-oh! 319 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,137 I think somebody's hungry! 320 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:32,724 Is it true? 321 00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:33,551 Are you hungry? 322 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,137 Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep! 323 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,586 I've got just the thing. 324 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,620 How would you like a Krabby Patty? 325 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,172 SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy? 326 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:43,620 That's not the right food 327 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,586 for a little fellow like him. 328 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,724 Of course not. 329 00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:48,620 I don't know what I was thinking. 330 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:50,655 He needs a tiny Krabby Patty. 331 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:52,965 Bleah! 332 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,206 Huh? 333 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,551 No one's ever turned down one of these down before. 334 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:59,103 Let's try a doughnut. 335 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:01,586 French fries? 336 00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,586 Uh-uh. 337 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:03,689 A doughnut? 338 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,758 All we have left 339 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:06,620 is this apple. 340 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:09,068 Hello, sea creatures! 341 00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:12,758 I bring you greetings from Apple World. 342 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:15,310 Of course. 343 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,620 Scallops love worms. 344 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,896 Huh? Wait! 345 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,448 We will bury you! 346 00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,310 Well, you should be good for the rest... 347 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:27,586 What now? 348 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,689 I don't know! 349 00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,655 Aw, don't cry! 350 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,689 Do something, SpongeBob! 351 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,241 Uh... uh... uh... 352 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,965 Blah-blah-blah, look at the funny face! 353 00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:43,620 Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, look at the funny face! 354 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:47,034 Look at the funny face. 355 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,000 Wait! 356 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,724 I think I might know the problem. 357 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,482 Yep, that's it all right. 358 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,758 Hold on just one second. 359 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:58,206 Here he is, good as new. 360 00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:01,241 How did you know? 361 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:03,620 How do you think? 362 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,827 And I been doing it all by myself 363 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,448 for almost a year. 364 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,482 Wow, I'm sure glad you're here. 365 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,172 I know, good thing there's two of us. 366 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:16,103 You know, Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, 367 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,862 we should raise it ourselves. 368 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,413 Yeah, at least till it's old enough 369 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,413 to be on its own. 370 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,034 Oh, I want to be the mom! 371 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:26,586 I don't think you can be the mom because you never wear a shirt. 372 00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:28,034 You're right. 373 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:33,275 If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. 374 00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:36,551 Just call me "Daddy"! 375 00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:19,827 It sure is cute when it's asleep. 376 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:20,931 Yeah. 377 00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,172 Shh! 378 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:30,724 Hey, SpongeBob. 379 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,241 Yes, Patrick? 380 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:36,172 I never thought being a parent could be this much fun. 381 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:36,965 Me neither. 382 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,793 Well, good night, SpongeBob. 383 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,965 Good night, Patrick. 384 00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,586 Patrick, breakfast is ready! 385 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,793 All right! 386 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:51,275 All this parenting stuff makes me hungry. 387 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:58,310 Hey, Junior, how you doing today? 388 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,379 SpongeBob? 389 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,827 Yes, Patrick? 390 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:02,931 Kid's got a stinky. 391 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,413 Could you change him? 392 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,517 My hands are full. 393 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,103 Ahh... 394 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,596 Wish I could, but I got to get going. 395 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,655 Going? Where are you going? 396 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,655 Going to work. 397 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,172 I'm the dad, remember? 398 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,965 You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself? 399 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:19,931 I'll give you a break tonight when I get home. 400 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,551 Don't you two stop being adorable. 401 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:25,965 Okay. 402 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,448 Phew! What a day. 403 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:35,758 Oh, great, you're home. 404 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,000 Now you can help me with the baby. 405 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:40,103 Aw, gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, 406 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,482 but I'm totally beat from work. 407 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:43,586 Huh? 408 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,000 That guy got hit in the head with a coconut! 409 00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,413 Patrick, what about my break? 410 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,793 Oh, yeah, your break. 411 00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:57,517 Uh, tomorrow, I promise. 412 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,724 Uh, okay, tomorrow. 413 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,862 Phew, another tough day. 414 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:09,965 Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day. 415 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,413 I can't wait for my break. 416 00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,862 Work was a killer. 417 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,517 I need my chair. 418 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,379 Patrick, I really need my... 419 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,206 Tomorrow for sure. 420 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:24,931 Patrick? 421 00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:27,379 I'll get to it eventually... 422 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,482 Uh...? 423 00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:35,586 Uh. 424 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,931 Patrick Star, we need to talk! 425 00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:40,724 Just one more minute... I got to... 426 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,931 Don't "one more minute" me, Mr. Man! 427 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,172 Hey! I'm missing the coconut. 428 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:46,896 You haven't been helping at all with Junior! 429 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 We made a commitment 430 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,827 and you're not doing your share! 431 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,000 You never do anything. 432 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,586 I changed his diaper. 433 00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:53,724 Yeah, once. 434 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,000 He's only this big. 435 00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:58,379 How many diapers can he possibly use? 436 00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,551 Hmm? 437 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,344 Oh, that's not so much. 438 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:02,896 Hmm? 439 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,137 So? 440 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,689 Hmm? 441 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,413 Hmm? 442 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,379 Hmm? 443 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,275 I had no idea! 444 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:19,793 What kind of father am I? 445 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:24,586 I'll make it up to you, buddy. 446 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,689 I promise. 447 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,827 So, what's the plan for today? 448 00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,241 No more fooling around. 449 00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:31,793 From now on, I'm Superdad! 450 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:36,206 I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. 451 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:39,793 So make sure you save a big old stinky diaper 452 00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,068 for me to change. 453 00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:43,620 And you could take the night off, pal. 454 00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,896 Great, so I'll see you at 6:00. 455 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,275 6:00. 456 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,517 6:00. 457 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,137 6:00. 458 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,413 6:00. 459 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,137 6:00. 460 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,793 6:00. 461 00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,310 6:00. 462 00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,000 Boy, that was some party! 463 00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:06,586 Oh, hey, SpongeBob. 464 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:07,689 Hey, Junior. 465 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,482 What? 466 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,448 What?! 467 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:12,620 Oh, nothing. 468 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:13,965 Oh, what a relief. 469 00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,527 For a second, I thought you were mad at me. 470 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:18,206 Do you remember what you said to me this morning? 471 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,103 Something about root beer, right? 472 00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:22,586 No. 473 00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:23,517 Wait, wait. 474 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:24,620 Let me guess. 475 00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:25,965 I give up. 476 00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,482 Does "You could take the night off, pal" 477 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:29,655 ring a bell? 478 00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:32,206 Pfft... I don't need this! 479 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,310 What?! 480 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:35,241 Where do you think you're going? 481 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:39,000 I'm going back to work. 482 00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,000 Work?! 483 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,034 He got hit in the head with two coconuts! 484 00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,965 So... this is work? 485 00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,482 You know, it's not as easy as it looks. 486 00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:56,068 Sometimes I got to move the antenna, 487 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,034 sometimes I lose the remote, 488 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,862 and sometimes my butt itches real bad! 489 00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:02,241 Oh, you poor, poor thing. 490 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:05,689 By the way, you forgot your briefcase. 491 00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:14,551 Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime? 492 00:22:15,206 --> 00:22:16,206 Overtime?! 493 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:30,448 There's that stupid noise again! 494 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,103 Oh, that's not a stupid noise. 495 00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:35,241 That's just Junior about to jump out that window. 496 00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:36,827 Oh. 497 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,793 Junior! 498 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,689 Here, darling! 499 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:42,896 Here we come, buddy! 500 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,344 Come to Daddy, right in the old pocket. 501 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,551 Uh-oh! 502 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:51,965 Did you catch him? 503 00:22:52,068 --> 00:22:53,793 No. 504 00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:57,793 We're bad parents. 505 00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,206 Cheep-cheep-cheep. 506 00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:06,448 Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep. 507 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,620 Junior? 508 00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:09,137 He's flying. 509 00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:13,206 I guess he's all grown up. 510 00:23:15,068 --> 00:23:17,862 Hey, what about Daddy? 511 00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:23,103 That's my boy. 512 00:23:23,206 --> 00:23:24,206 Good-bye. 513 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:25,724 Good-bye, Junior. 514 00:23:25,827 --> 00:23:28,827 Well, Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore. 515 00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:33,379 This is the hardest part of every parent's life... 516 00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:34,758 I assume. 517 00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:39,000 Despite all we've been through, it was worth it. 518 00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,103 Yeah. 519 00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:47,448 Let's have another. 520 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,827 And NICKELODEON 521 00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:23,931 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org